A disfunction in my subconscious mind puts me through terror about once every 3 months. I wake up to something so horrofying and frightening, it makes me jump out of bed and scream! I'm not even joking! I wake up and see some kind of anomaly in my room, something that definitely should not be there!

I'm not going to find out what freudian theory explains my occasional psychotic visions. What I will do is give you an idea what it's like waking up to horror...

imagine lying in your bed and waking up to these babies:

Now imagine one of them crawling over your face while you wake up.

This one's also nice:

By saying nice, I really mean: not nice.